Funny Nautical Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download
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Free Funny Nautical Cross Stitch Pattern: Motion of the Ocean
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Hello happy friends! How are you today?
Last week was another sort of mixed bag. I have to be honest here and say that the Bag O' Mix is probably going to be par for the course for the next little while as I battle a bizarre and chronic health problem and juggle a ceramics start-up business.
So there will likely be four new cross stitch patterns per week on no particular subject because I have decided that planning ahead is stupid and futile.
Hooray!
Today we have a free nautical cross stitch pattern. My partner (whom I mentioned yesterday) and I are keen sailors. We had a boat. A tiny little sailboat.
It was shipwrecked earlier this year.
This was one of the best things that could have happened because that boat was a terrible pain in the ass.
It was not the size of it so much as it needed A LOT of work. But then again, so did we, and it was a nice little boat to learn on. So now we are on the lookout for something just a little bit bigger and a little bit newer.
Anyways...
Sexual innuendo.
Funny Nautical Cross Stitch Sampler Pattern
This free nautical cross stitch pattern is for sailors, boat owners, people who dream of owning a boat and, presumably, anyone who enjoys a good bit of nautical filth.
The design features the phrase:
Motion of the Ocean
Because apparently I am twelve years old.
Or perhaps because nautical terminology lends itself exceptionally well to inappropriate jokes. Either way, here we are.
This funny cross stitch sampler would make a great gift for sailors, yacht owners, boating enthusiasts or anyone who enjoys spending time messing about on boats.
It would also make a lovely addition to a boat.
Assuming you have a boat that is less of a complete pain in the ass than our last one.
Free Sailing Cross Stitch Pattern
Whether you sail, own a boat, live near the sea or simply appreciate a good nautical joke, this modern cross stitch pattern is free to download.
The full-size chart is available below.
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Click here to go to the full size cross stitch pattern image in a new tab and then just right click and Save As on that image. The marks etc are much clearer on the full size image that you download.
Who Would Love This Funny Nautical Cross Stitch Pattern?
This pattern would make a great handmade gift for:
- Sailors
- Boat owners
- Yacht enthusiasts
- Sea lovers
- People who live on boats
- Nautical nerds
- Anyone with a questionable sense of humour
It would also look rather splendid in a boat, beach house, bathroom, craft room or anywhere else that could benefit from some inappropriate maritime embroidery.
More Free Funny Cross Stitch Patterns
If you enjoy funny, inappropriate and slightly subversive cross stitch patterns, have a look around Hancock's House of Happy.
There are plenty more free modern cross stitch patterns for people who like their embroidery with a bit of sarcasm, swearing and general nonsense.
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Thanks for sharing and happy stitching!
And if you happen to be selling a small, reasonably seaworthy sailboat that doesn't require the complete rebuilding of civilisation before you can take it out on the water, do let me know.
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