Sampler Snark! Nautical Motion of the Ocean Free Cross Stitch Pattern

Funny Nautical Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download 

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Funny Nautical Cross Stitch Sampler Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week was another sort of mixed bag. I have to be honest here and say that the Bag O' Mix is probably going to be par for the course for the next little while as I battle a bizarre and chronic health problem and juggle a ceramics start up business. So there will likely be four new cross stitch patterns per week on no particular subject because I have decided that planning ahead is stupid and futile. Hooray! 

Today we have a free nautical cross stitch pattern. My partner (whom I mentioned yesterday) and I are keen sailors. We had a boat. A tiny little sailboat. It was shipwrecked earlier this year. This was one of the best things that could have happened because that boat was a terrible pain the in ass. 

It was not the size of it so much as it needed A LOT of work. But then again so did we and it was a nice little boat to learn on. So now we are on the look out for something just a little bit bigger and a little bit newer. 

Anyways... sexual innuendo.

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