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Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week was another sort of mixed bag. I have to be honest here and say that the Bag O' Mix is probably going to be par for the course for the next little while as I battle a bizarre and chronic health problem and juggle a ceramics start up business. So there will likely be four new cross stitch patterns per week on no particular subject because I have decided that planning ahead is stupid and futile. Hooray! 

Today we have a free science cross stitch pattern for all you science and data (and cross stitch) nerds out there. I say it loud and I say it proud: I love data and if you can't cite your sources you can get to fuck as they say in Manchester.

I love science but it isn't the ONLY place for data. I have been a product manager for over 15 years and I wish I had this data cross stitch pattern up in my office. If I had an office. Maybe I should get a t-shirt made. The point is, don't just take anyone's word for "it" whatever your "it" happens to be. 

Man, the pandemic has been an absolute shit show for science. The fundamental nature of which I think is hugely misunderstood. Science is a place for uncertainty and not for absolutes. So much crazy information got released out into the world by irresponsible journalists and scientists over the last 6 months with no data to back any of it up. Don't take Ibuprofen! Malaria drugs cure covid19! Face masks cause cancer! 

BTW I am thinking of taking the week off next week as it is a bank holiday here in the UK and I could do with a break from cross stitch design to focus on getting the ceramics shop ready for Christmas. So we'll see how it goes.

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The first August exclusive is this stained glass inspired bee hamsa hand cross stitch pattern. It comes as a downloadable PDF. Just click the link to subscribe and download the whole back catalogue of great exclusive cross stitch patterns.

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Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week was another sort of mixed bag. I have to be honest here and say that the Bag O' Mix is probably going to be par for the course for the next little while as I battle a bizarre and chronic health problem and juggle a ceramics start up business. So there will likely be four new cross stitch patterns per week on no particular subject because I have decided that planning ahead is stupid and futile. Hooray! 

Today we have a free nautical cross stitch pattern. My partner (whom I mentioned yesterday) and I are keen sailors. We had a boat. A tiny little sailboat. It was shipwrecked earlier this year. This was one of the best things that could have happened because that boat was a terrible pain the in ass. 

It was not the size of it so much as it needed A LOT of work. But then again so did we and it was a nice little boat to learn on. So now we are on the look out for something just a little bit bigger and a little bit newer. 

Anyways... sexual innuendo.

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August Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern

If you like the free cross stitch patterns you find here and enjoy stitching them, perhaps you would consider supporting me on Patreon. Patreon is a subscription service where fans can help their favourite online artists keep creating great content (like free cross stitch patterns).



For just $2 per month you get THREE exclusive cross stitch patterns available only to Patreon subscribers.

The first August exclusive is this stained glass inspired bee hamsa hand cross stitch pattern. It comes as a downloadable PDF. Just click the link to subscribe and download the whole back catalogue of great exclusive cross stitch patterns.

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Smash the Patriarchy Cross Stitch Sampler Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week was another sort of mixed bag. I have to be honest here and say that the Bag O' Mix is probably going to be par for the course for the next little while as I battle a bizarre and chronic health problem and juggle a ceramics start up business. So there will likely be four new cross stitch patterns per week on no particular subject because I have decided that planning ahead is stupid and futile. Hooray! 

So I guess I have always thought it was something I didn't have to say: I'm a feminist. My partner is also a feminist and it wasn't really until we met that he kind of got that he had male privilege. He just didn't think sexism really existed because he never experienced it. Until someone he cared about had to deal with that shit. 

So we smash that shit together now and it is pretty awesome.

Today's free cross stitch pattern is a smash the patriarchy cross stitch pattern because we all need to smash that shit. I have been wanting to do a feminist cross stitch pattern for a while now. I am not hugely vocal about my politics but I do like bad poetry and everyone knows it.

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August Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern

If you like the free cross stitch patterns you find here and enjoy stitching them, perhaps you would consider supporting me on Patreon. Patreon is a subscription service where fans can help their favourite online artists keep creating great content (like free cross stitch patterns).



For just $2 per month you get THREE exclusive cross stitch patterns available only to Patreon subscribers.

The first August exclusive is this stained glass inspired bee hamsa hand cross stitch pattern. It comes as a downloadable PDF. Just click the link to subscribe and download the whole back catalogue of great exclusive cross stitch patterns.

Missed the last free cross stitch design? Free snarky craft beer cross stitch pattern.

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Snarky Cross Stitch Sampler Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week was another sort of mixed bag. I have to be honest here and say that the Bag O' Mix is probably going to be par for the course for the next little while as I battle a bizarre and chronic health problem and juggle a ceramics start up business. So there will likely be four new cross stitch patterns per week on no particular subject because I have decided that planning ahead is stupid and futile. Hooray! 

I have already had a full week on the subject of Beer on this website because I love beer. Craft beer is a passion I discovered when I moved to the UK which had a thriving micro-brew culture long before anywhere else in the global economy. 

Many people ask me "why craft beer?" Well it's that or craft weed or craft meth or craft cocaine. I am thinking that craft beer is most legal and least lethal of all those options. I am hoping, however, that with the UK economy is melt down and the national debt at a ridiculous level, my moronic government will at last legalise marijuana to create jobs and generate tax revenue. 

Maybe you have a craft beer geek in your life who would appreciate this craft beer cross stitch pattern.

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August Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern

If you like the free cross stitch patterns you find here and enjoy stitching them, perhaps you would consider supporting me on Patreon. Patreon is a subscription service where fans can help their favourite online artists keep creating great content (like free cross stitch patterns).



For just $2 per month you get THREE exclusive cross stitch patterns available only to Patreon subscribers.

The first August exclusive is this stained glass inspired bee hamsa hand cross stitch pattern. It comes as a downloadable PDF. Just click the link to subscribe and download the whole back catalogue of great exclusive cross stitch patterns.

Missed the last free cross stitch design? Free snarky sampler cross stitch pattern.

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Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week it was all the end of the world. This week it is a bit of a mixed bag. The rather bleak and nihilistic view from last week's theme got me thinking about all those things that are likely to survive the apocalypse so we have a couple of free cross stitch patterns on those. And then I have a huge list of sort of snarky wordy samplers that I am gradually working my way through.

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Snarky Cross Stitch Sampler Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week we spent a little bit of time pondering the end of the world. Which left me in a bit of  a nihilist existential funk. Things needed to be said for sure but I am not sure where one goes from the end of the world.

We had a couple patterns this week featuring apocalypse survivors but I have decided to change tack and do a couple of samplers that have been on my list for a while. 

Today's free cross stitch sampler pattern is one that is pretty close to my heart and also my crushing anxiety and depression and as yet undiagnosed debilitating vertigo. Yay! I spend A LOT of time in denial. You wouldn't think that this is healthy but all things considered I find it A LOT easier to get up in the morning when I tell myself that NOTHING is wrong and I feel fine. You would be surprised at how often this becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. 

I mean I still feel terrible but shit gets done and none of this is going to kill me after all. Kind of like the whole fake it til you make it. This isn't fine. None of this is fine. But it isn't going to kill me so there are two choices: stay in bed and do nothing or get on with life. 

I admit that the latter is exhausting but much more enjoyable than any of the alternatives.

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August Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern

If you like the free cross stitch patterns you find here and enjoy stitching them, perhaps you would consider supporting me on Patreon. Patreon is a subscription service where fans can help their favourite online artists keep creating great content (like free cross stitch patterns).



For just $2 per month you get THREE exclusive cross stitch patterns available only to Patreon subscribers.

The first August exclusive is this stained glass inspired bee hamsa hand cross stitch pattern. It comes as a downloadable PDF. Just click the link to subscribe and download the whole back catalogue of great exclusive cross stitch patterns.

Missed the last free cross stitch design? Free snarky sampler cross stitch pattern.

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