Love Ewe! A Rather Rude and Sheepish Free Cross Stitch Chart

Love Ewe! A Rather Rude and Sheepish Free Cross Stitch Chart

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Remember that August is a whole month of animal cross stitch designs with a new free cross stitch pattern to download coming out every single week day.

Today's absolutely free cross stitch pattern is rather rude. It features two amorous sheep and a terrible pun. This is probably one of the first free cross stitch designs I ever, uh, designed.

I even had it up for sale on Craftsy (before they became blu-print or whatever they are now) and they had requests that I take it down because it was considered too "adult".

Personally I think it is rather childish! LOL. But how ridiculous eh? Imagine if some child stumbled across this amusing and totally benign and non-violent depiction of a totally natural process. THINK OF THE CHILDREN! People really must think kids are so stupid. More likely it was a moronic adult who was offended. I never really got any details about the number of complaints.

I could get into the whole debate here of whether or not the term Subversive Cross Stitch is still relevant. I don't think it really is anymore. We've all got used to seeing "FUCK" cross stitched everywhere to the point where that shit is mainstream. But when something like this funny sheep cross stitch pattern gets banned on a mainstream e-commerce website then maybe there is still a place for the term Subversive Cross Stitch.

This is a good cross stitch pattern for intermediate stitchers because it has some back stitching and fractional stitches in there. Although I am sure a beginner could easily complete this in no time.

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Love Ewe! A Rather Rude and Sheepish Free Cross Stitch Chart

August Patreon Bonus Designs

If you subscribe on Patreon for just $2 per month you will be able to download all of these great designs during the month of August. The full retail value of the cross stitch charts is about $15 so you are getting a bargain!

There will be three more Patreon exclusive designs every month! Plus other printable goodies.

Giant Bear in the Woods Cross Stitch Design on Patreon

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Missed yesterday's free cross stitch design? It was a big pink bunny

free pink bunny cross stitch pattern

Make sure you check back on Monday for the next amazing animal free cross stitch pattern. A Country Style Chicken Sampler!

A Country Style Chicken Sampler

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