Apocalypse Now! Good Advice for Your Dystopian Future Free Cross Stitch Pattern

Apocalyptic Future Advice Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download 

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Advice for the End of the World Cross Stitch Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week it was all about self care and wellness. This week it is time to stop living in denial and face the huge garbage fire end of the world fucking apocalypse that is the year of our lord 2020.

So there is lots of fun stuff planned. Hopefully there is something for everyone whether your taste runs to zombies, plague, survival tips, or eschatology in general.

Today's free cross stitch pattern is for all y'all who are fond of dystopias. Be they patriarchal, matriarchal, environmental disaster, nuclear holocaust, or asteroid induced 100 year ash cloud. The world hasn't exactly ended, it is just the world as you know it is kind of fucked. And so are you. So it is time to get practical and pragmatic and take action. 

So some background for this one. I am kind of a word whore. I collect funny things people say. Mostly people from my life but also the odd thing on TV or the movies will still tickle me. I write these things down on trello or post its or my hand but seldom give them any context. This quote about goats and cinnamon has been on my list for while but I am not entirely sure where it comes from. 

I like it because I like goats and cinnamon. For the travelling at night one might have to adjust depending on what sort of apocalypse one finds oneself in. Like for the vampire apocalypse this would be no good. And you might want to hoard garlic in that case. Goats would still be cool.

The point is, there are all sorts of things you can use to wipe your ass, but there really is no substitute for 9mm hollow points when a wall of zombies is standing between you and the last bottle of tequila in Dodge city. Keep your list short and to the point and tailored to your particular end of the world situation.

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