Be My Anti-Valentine! Bored Now Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download

Free Funny Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Be My Anti-Valentine! Bored Now Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download


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Be My Anti-Valentine! A week of snarky sarcastic cross stitch patterns to protest Valentines day.


Hello happy friends! We had a week of short and sweet designs so I thought I would balance that out with a week of sarcastic and bitchy cross stitch patterns for those of us who are, well, a little bit ambivalent about Valentines day. Being a plain Jane and rather odd fish I never got many Valentines as a kid (ugh they made us give them out in school wtf is that about?!) and it never really figured large in my romantic life. My partner and I think it's kinda dumb. If it's your thing then you do you but if you hate it as much as I do then maybe one of this weeks free cross stitch patterns will help you get your frustration out.

Today is a funny little free cross stitch sampler that simply says "Bored Now". A sentiment I have expressed often towards situations and people. It has a rather woodland feel. Sort of like the words have been carved into a tree in a desperate attempt to alleviate terminal ennui.

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Be My Anti-Valentine! Bored Now Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download

February Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Huge High Tea Cross Stitch


There is a brand new Patreon exclusive cross stitch pattern available today! It is a huge and colourful high tea cross stitch pattern complete with macarons, finger sandwiches, and scones. It's available to download as a multi-page PDF today. Just $2 gets you at least three exclusive designs, like this one, per month. Click the link to subscribe and download.

It is a huge and colourful high tea cross stitch pattern complete with macarons, finger sandwiches, and scones
now available

January Patreon Exclusives are Still Available to Download

Kawaii Cat Ice Cream Cone Cross Stitch Pattern
now available

kawaii cross stitch pattern of a toaster and a little slice of bread
now available


August, September, October, November, December, and January Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Designs Still Available. Click here to see all of the Cross Stitch Patterns.


Missed the last free cross stitch design? It was a Chinese takeout box cross stitch pattern

Chinese takeout box cross stitch pattern

Make sure you check back for the next great free cross stitch pattern to download. 

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