I'm a Survivor! Free Twinkie Cross Stitch Pattern to Download

Twinkie Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download 

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Twinkie Cross Stitch Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week we spent a little bit of time pondering the end of the world. Which left me in a bit of  a nihilist existential funk. Things needed to be said for sure but I am not sure where one goes from the end of the world.

But that got me thinking... there is always something that seems to survive the apocalypse: ants, cockroaches, single use plastic. 

Today we have one of those very items: the humble twinkie. Denizen of time capsules and nuclear bunkers, the twinkie is famous for its apparent immortality and flying in the face of all the laws of physics and God. Is it a pastry? Is it a cake? Is it, in fact, single use plastic disguised as dessert? We may never know because it will out live us all and take its secrets, palm oil, and high fructose corn syrup into infinity. 

It even survived corporate melt down when Hostess went bust. For a while there the twinkie disappeared from grocery store shelves but not from preppers' bug out bags or our intestinal tracts. It returned from the apparent dead. A cake-y zombie relic made of nostalgia and and poor life choices.

God speed you strange and spongy little snack beast. Into eternity may you speak on behalf of all human kind at the end of the universe. 

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