Be My Anti-Valentine! I'm With Adequate Free Cross Stitch Pattern to Download

I'm with Adequate Free Anti-Valentine Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download

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Be My Anti-Valentine! A week of snarky sarcastic cross stitch patterns to protest Valentines day.

Hello happy friends! We had a week of short and sweet designs so I thought I would balance that out with a week of sarcastic and bitchy cross stitch patterns for those of us who are, well, a little bit ambivalent about Valentines day. Being a plain Jane and rather odd fish I never got many Valentines as a kid (ugh they made us give them out in school wtf is that about?!) and it never really figured large in my romantic life. My partner and I think it's kinda dumb. If it's your thing then you do you but if you hate it as much as I do then maybe one of this weeks free cross stitch patterns will help you get your frustration out.

If you can't be with the one you love, be ambivalent about the one you're with. And maybe you are with Adequate. This free anti-valentine cross stitch pattern is along the same lines a You'll Do I suppose. This would be sort of funny if you did a matching cross stitch using just the word "adequate" and hung them together. Sometimes there is a lot of pressure in relationships to be amazing all of the time and not take the other person for granted. I personally try hard to support and help my partner but I think most of the time I probably just come up adequate. Which is ok. Being amazing 24/7 is exhausting!

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Click here to go to the full size cross stitch pattern image in a new tab and then just right click and Save As on that image.The marks etc are much clearer on the full size image that you download.

February Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Huge High Tea Cross Stitch

There is a brand new Patreon exclusive cross stitch pattern available today! It is a huge and colourful high tea cross stitch pattern complete with macarons, finger sandwiches, and scones. It's available to download as a multi-page PDF today. Just $2 gets you at least three exclusive designs, like this one, per month. Click the link to subscribe and download.

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Missed the last free cross stitch design? It was a Single as Fuck free anti-valentine cross stitch pattern

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Be My Anti-Valentine! Single AF Free Cross Stitch Pattern

Single As Fuck Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download

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Be My Anti-Valentine! A week of snarky sarcastic cross stitch patterns to protest Valentines day.

Hello happy friends! We had a week of short and sweet designs so I thought I would balance that out with a week of sarcastic and bitchy cross stitch patterns for those of us who are, well, a little bit ambivalent about Valentines day. Being a plain Jane and rather odd fish I never got many Valentines as a kid (ugh they made us give them out in school wtf is that about?!) and it never really figured large in my romantic life. My partner and I think it's kinda dumb. If it's your thing then you do you but if you hate it as much as I do then maybe one of this weeks free cross stitch patterns will help you get your frustration out.

I think what rankles for me about Valentines Day is that it pushes this sort of hetero-normative conformity that rewards being in a relationship while marginalising people who may not have such a conventional life. My partner and I have been together for 10 years but our own relationship (which to me is very conventional all things considered) and our domestic arrangements (we do not and have never lived together) get the side eye ALL OF THE TIME. When we have to fill out forms asking for "marital status" we can't put "married" because we aren't, but single doesn't fit either. It's sorta stupid in this day and age.

So today's free Single as Fuck cross stitch pattern is for all who defy (or just are annoyed by) convention and tacky commercialism. Don't get me wrong, I love candy and chocolates and champagne but I really prefer beer and chocolate chip cookies.

This is another great cross stitch pattern for variegated thread. The background colours are all shades of greeny blue but a single skein of multi-coloured floss would work just as well across that area.

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Click here to go to the full size cross stitch pattern image in a new tab and then just right click and Save As on that image. The marks etc are much clearer on the full size image that you download.

February Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Huge High Tea Cross Stitch

There is a brand new Patreon exclusive cross stitch pattern available today! It is a huge and colourful high tea cross stitch pattern complete with macarons, finger sandwiches, and scones. It's available to download as a multi-page PDF today. Just $2 gets you at least three exclusive designs, like this one, per month. Click the link to subscribe and download.

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January Patreon Exclusives are Still Available to Download

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August, September, October, November, December, and January Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Designs Still Available. Click here to see all of the Cross Stitch Patterns.

Missed the last free cross stitch design? It was a funny sarcastic anti-valentine cross stitch pattern for Dislike Do Us Part

Make sure you check back for the next great free cross stitch pattern to download. 

Other ways to support this free cross stitch site

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Or buy something at my Redbubble site. Cross stitch style without all of the stitching. Like these kawaii sushi cat socks.

Be My Anit-Valentine! Sarcastic Til Death Do Us Part Free Cross Stitch Pattern

Free Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern Until Moderate Dislike Do Us Part

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Be My Anti-Valentine! A week of snarky sarcastic cross stitch patterns to protest Valentines day.

Hello happy friends! We had a week of short and sweet designs so I thought I would balance that out with a week of sarcastic and bitchy cross stitch patterns for those of us who are, well, a little bit ambivalent about Valentines day. Being a plain Jane and rather odd fish I never got many Valentines as a kid (ugh they made us give them out in school wtf is that about?!) and it never really figured large in my romantic life. My partner and I think it's kinda dumb. If it's your thing then you do you but if you hate it as much as I do then maybe one of this weeks free cross stitch patterns will help you get your frustration out.

I guess some of us are out there looking for "the one". The rest of us are settling for the one who annoys us the least. Maybe it is just the times we live in that FOREVER now means until we moderately dislike each other. This seems like a much more realistic vow for anyone who really isn't that into long term relationships. Those are just soooo much work! This is an alternative free cross stitch pattern for the traditional marriage sampler. Be careful though, you might not finish stitching it before moderate dislike sets it!

This free sarcastic cross stitch pattern comes with a colour key for several shades of red and pink. HOWEVER, this is the perfect cross stitch pattern for variegated thread! My cross stitch charting software doesn't handle variegated thread but you could stitch the words using just one skein of multi-coloured floss.

For the latest free cross stitch design news follow me on Twitter (@houseofhappy), Instagram (@hancockshouseofhappy), Pinterest, Youtube, and Facebook.

Click here to go to the full size cross stitch pattern image in a new tab and then just right click and Save As on that image. The marks etc are much clearer on the full size image that you download.

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February Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Huge High Tea Cross Stitch

There is a brand new Patreon exclusive cross stitch pattern available today! It is a huge and colourful high tea cross stitch pattern complete with macarons, finger sandwiches, and scones. It's available to download as a multi-page PDF today. Just $2 gets you at least three exclusive designs, like this one, per month. Click the link to subscribe and download.

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January Patreon Exclusives are Still Available to Download

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August, September, October, November, December, and January Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Designs Still Available. Click here to see all of the Cross Stitch Patterns.

Missed the last free cross stitch design? It was a funny sarcastic anti-valentine cross stitch pattern for languish, lament, loathe

Make sure you check back for the next great free cross stitch pattern to download. 

Other ways to support this free cross stitch site

Donate direct via paypal. Maybe there is a pattern on here that you really liked and downloaded and you thought it would have been something you would have bought in a shop. This a completely safe and secure link that is handled through paypal.

Or buy something at my Redbubble site. Cross stitch style without all of the stitching. Like these kawaii sushi cat socks.

Remnants of Love Week! Free Bee Hive and Hearts Cross Stitch Sampler Pattern for Valentines

Free Wedding Sampler or Valentine Cross Stitch Sampler Pattern to Download

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Remnants of Love! A week of affectionate cross stitch odds and ends to help you get a jump on your Valentine cross stitching.

Hello happy friends and happy new year! We are back with five new free cross stitch patterns this week to celebrate love in advance of Valentine's Day. Personally I think these free cross stitch designs can help you show your love any day of the year but it's always good to get a jump on any seasonal stitching.

Some of this week's love themed cross stitch patterns have been floating around on the website for a while and there are a couple of new ones. I thought it would be fun to have a whole week of fun and affectionate cross stitch designs.

I had this bee hive and hearts cross stitch sampler pattern up on the free Craftsy pattern store and it has been unavailable for a few years now. I am glad to be able to re-release this traditional style cross stitch sampler featuring bees and hearts and it is perfect for a wedding or even would make a lovely house warming cross stitch gift.

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Click here to go to the full size cross stitch pattern image in a new tab and then just right click and Save As on that image. The marks etc are much clearer on the full size image that you download.

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January Patreon Exclusive! Toaster Love!

There is a brand new Patreon exclusive cross stitch pattern available today! In the theme of love and affection for this week it is a kawaii cross stitch pattern of a toaster and a little slice of bread. A match made in heaven I say! It's available to download as a multi-page PDF today. Just $2 gets you at least three exclusive designs, like this one, per month. Click the link to subscribe and download.

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December Patreon Exclusives are Still Available! Complete Four Seasons Sampler Set Cross Stitch Patterns

In December the Patreon exclusive cross stitch patterns celebrated the four seasons with distinct style. These are all now available to download on Patreon for Patrons. They are all a multi-page PDFs. Just $2 gets you at least three exclusive designs, like these, per month. Click the link to subscribe and download.

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available now

August, September, October, and November Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Designs Still Available. Click here to see all of the August, September, October, and November Cross Stitch Designs.

Missed the last free cross stitch design? It was a free Valentine sampler and cross stitch font. 

Make sure you check back for the next great free cross stitch pattern to download. 

Other ways to support this free cross stitch site

Donate direct via paypal. Maybe there is a pattern on here that you really liked and downloaded and you thought it would have been something you would have bought in a shop. This a completely safe and secure link that is handled through paypal.

Or buy something at my Redbubble site. Cross stitch style without all of the stitching. Like these kawaii sushi cat socks. You can get the sloth on lots of other great items too.

Remnants of Love Week! Free Cross Stitch Font for Valentines with Little Cross Stitch House Sampler

Valentine Cross Stitch Sampler and Font to Download Free

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Remnants of Love! A week of affectionate cross stitch odds and ends to help you get a jump on your Valentine cross stitching.

Hello happy friends and happy new year! We are back with five new free cross stitch patterns this week to celebrate love in advance of Valentine's Day. Personally I think these free cross stitch designs can help you show your love any day of the year but it's always good to get a jump on any seasonal stitching.

Some of this week's love themed cross stitch patterns have been floating around on the website for a while and there are a couple of new ones. I thought it would be fun to have a whole week of fun and affectionate cross stitch designs.

This is another free cross stitch design I had on the Craftsy free pattern store before they were bought out. So it hasn't been available for years! I updated it a bit and also added the complete cross stitch font so you can make your own cross stitch Valentine message. It is such a little cute cross stitch house. I imagine it smells of cinnamon inside.

For the latest free cross stitch design news follow me on Twitter (@houseofhappy), Instagram (@hancockshouseofhappy), Pinterest, Youtube, and Facebook.

Click here to go to the full size cross stitch pattern image in a new tab and then just right click and Save As on that image. The marks etc are much clearer on the full size image that you download.

click here

January Patreon Exclusive! Toaster Love!

There is a brand new Patreon exclusive cross stitch pattern available today! In the theme of love and affection for this week it is a kawaii cross stitch pattern of a toaster and a little slice of bread. A match made in heaven I say! It's available to download as a multi-page PDF today. Just $2 gets you at least three exclusive designs, like this one, per month. Click the link to subscribe and download.

now available

December Patreon Exclusives are Still Available! Complete Four Seasons Sampler Set Cross Stitch Patterns

In December the Patreon exclusive cross stitch patterns celebrated the four seasons with distinct style. These are all now available to download on Patreon for Patrons. They are all a multi-page PDFs. Just $2 gets you at least three exclusive designs, like these, per month. Click the link to subscribe and download.

now available

now available

now available

available now

August, September, October, and November Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Designs Still Available. Click here to see all of the August, September, October, and November Cross Stitch Designs.

Missed the last free cross stitch design? It was a free snarky rude chicken cross stitch pattern. 

Make sure you check back for the next great free cross stitch pattern to download. 

Other ways to support this free cross stitch site

Donate direct via paypal. Maybe there is a pattern on here that you really liked and downloaded and you thought it would have been something you would have bought in a shop. This a completely safe and secure link that is handled through paypal.

Or buy something at my Redbubble site. Cross stitch style without all of the stitching. Like these kawaii sushi cat socks. You can get the sloth on lots of other great items too.

Remnants of Love Week! Free Cross Stitch Pattern of Two Monsters in Love

These Two Monsters are in Love in this Free Kawaii Cross Stitch Pattern

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Remnants of Love! A week of affectionate cross stitch odds and ends to help you get a jump on your Valentine cross stitching.

Hello happy friends and happy new year! We are back with five new free cross stitch patterns this week to celebrate love in advance of Valentine's Day. Personally I think these free cross stitch designs can help you show your love any day of the year but it's always good to get a jump on any seasonal stitching.

Some of this week's love themed cross stitch patterns have been floating around on the website for a while and there are a couple of new ones. I thought it would be fun to have a whole week of fun and affectionate cross stitch designs.

Today's free cross stitch pattern is one I have posted before that sort of got lost at the Craftsy free download store and it is so cute it just needed to be revived. These two monsters are surely in love and one has a special gift for the other. Imagine if humans showed their affection by farting little candy hearts... I wonder what these monsters fart when they are angry or sad lol!

For the latest free cross stitch design news follow me on Twitter (@houseofhappy), Instagram (@hancockshouseofhappy), Pinterest, Youtube, and Facebook.

Click here to go to the full size cross stitch pattern image in a new tab and then just right click and Save As on that image. The marks etc are much clearer on the full size image that you download.

click here

January Patreon Exclusive! Toaster Love!

There is a brand new Patreon exclusive cross stitch pattern available today! In the theme of love and affection for this week it is a kawaii cross stitch pattern of a toaster and a little slice of bread. A match made in heaven I say! It's available to download as a multi-page PDF today. Just $2 gets you at least three exclusive designs, like this one, per month. Click the link to subscribe and download.

now available

December Patreon Exclusives are Still Available! Complete Four Seasons Sampler Set Cross Stitch Patterns

In December the Patreon exclusive cross stitch patterns celebrated the four seasons with distinct style. These are all now available to download on Patreon for Patrons. They are all a multi-page PDFs. Just $2 gets you at least three exclusive designs, like these, per month. Click the link to subscribe and download.

now available

now available

now available

available now

August, September, October, and November Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Designs Still Available. Click here to see all of the August, September, October, and November Cross Stitch Designs.

Missed the last free cross stitch design? It was a free toolbox cross stitch sampler featuring cross stitch tools and handy things. 

Make sure you check back for the next great free cross stitch pattern to download. 

Other ways to support this free cross stitch site

Donate direct via paypal. Maybe there is a pattern on here that you really liked and downloaded and you thought it would have been something you would have bought in a shop. This a completely safe and secure link that is handled through paypal.

Or buy something at my Redbubble site. Cross stitch style without all of the stitching. Like this sleepy sloth duvet cover. You can get the sloth on lots of other great items too.