Sampler Snark! All Others Must Bring Data Free Science Cross Stitch Pattern

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Free Science Cross Stitch Pattern: All Others Must Bring Data

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Hello happy friends!

Today I have a free science cross stitch pattern for all the science nerds, data lovers, sceptics and generally evidence-demanding people out there.

The message is simple:

All others must bring data.

Honestly, I feel this should be embroidered above the door of every office, laboratory, meeting room and family WhatsApp group.

I love science, and I love data. And I say this loud and proud: if you can't cite your sources, you can get to fuck, as they say in Manchester.

This funny science cross stitch sampler is for anyone who likes evidence, facts, charts, research and asking the awkward question:

"But where's the data?"

A Funny Cross Stitch Pattern for Science and Data Nerds

Of course, science isn't the only place where data matters.

I've worked in product management for many years, and honestly, I could have done with this data cross stitch pattern hanging in my office. If I had an office.

Maybe I should put it on a T-shirt instead.

Whatever your particular "thing" is — science, technology, business, research, politics or simply arguing with people on the internet — it's always worth asking for the evidence.

Don't just take someone's word for it.

Bring data.

This modern cross stitch design would make a great gift for:

• Scientists

• Researchers

• Data analysts

• Statisticians

• Product managers

• Programmers

• Engineers

• Teachers

• Students

• Science nerds

• Anyone who is tired of hearing unsupported nonsense

Free Data Cross Stitch Pattern

The full-size pattern image is available to download below.

The symbols and markings are much easier to see on the full-size version.

More Free and Funny Cross Stitch Patterns

If you enjoy funny cross stitch patterns, subversive samplers and modern embroidery designs, have a look around Hancock's House of Happy for plenty more free designs.

I create patterns for people who like their cross stitch a little less traditional and a lot more sarcastic.

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Missed the last free cross stitch design? Free funny nautical cross stitch pattern.

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Sampler Snark! Nautical Motion of the Ocean Free Cross Stitch Pattern

Funny Nautical Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download 

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Free Funny Nautical Cross Stitch Pattern: Motion of the Ocean

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Hello happy friends! How are you today?

Last week was another sort of mixed bag. I have to be honest here and say that the Bag O' Mix is probably going to be par for the course for the next little while as I battle a bizarre and chronic health problem and juggle a ceramics start-up business.

So there will likely be four new cross stitch patterns per week on no particular subject because I have decided that planning ahead is stupid and futile.

Hooray!

Today we have a free nautical cross stitch pattern. My partner (whom I mentioned yesterday) and I are keen sailors. We had a boat. A tiny little sailboat.

It was shipwrecked earlier this year.

This was one of the best things that could have happened because that boat was a terrible pain in the ass.

It was not the size of it so much as it needed A LOT of work. But then again, so did we, and it was a nice little boat to learn on. So now we are on the lookout for something just a little bit bigger and a little bit newer.

Anyways...

Sexual innuendo.

Funny Nautical Cross Stitch Sampler Pattern

This free nautical cross stitch pattern is for sailors, boat owners, people who dream of owning a boat and, presumably, anyone who enjoys a good bit of nautical filth.

The design features the phrase:

Motion of the Ocean

Because apparently I am twelve years old.

Or perhaps because nautical terminology lends itself exceptionally well to inappropriate jokes. Either way, here we are.

This funny cross stitch sampler would make a great gift for sailors, yacht owners, boating enthusiasts or anyone who enjoys spending time messing about on boats.

It would also make a lovely addition to a boat.

Assuming you have a boat that is less of a complete pain in the ass than our last one.

Free Sailing Cross Stitch Pattern

Whether you sail, own a boat, live near the sea or simply appreciate a good nautical joke, this modern cross stitch pattern is free to download.

The full-size chart is available below.

Download Your Free Nautical Cross Stitch Pattern

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Who Would Love This Funny Nautical Cross Stitch Pattern?

This pattern would make a great handmade gift for:

• Sailors
• Boat owners
• Yacht enthusiasts
• Sea lovers
• People who live on boats
• Nautical nerds
• Anyone with a questionable sense of humour

It would also look rather splendid in a boat, beach house, bathroom, craft room or anywhere else that could benefit from some inappropriate maritime embroidery.

More Free Funny Cross Stitch Patterns

If you enjoy funny, inappropriate and slightly subversive cross stitch patterns, have a look around Hancock's House of Happy.

There are plenty more free modern cross stitch patterns for people who like their embroidery with a bit of sarcasm, swearing and general nonsense.

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Thanks for sharing and happy stitching!

And if you happen to be selling a small, reasonably seaworthy sailboat that doesn't require the complete rebuilding of civilisation before you can take it out on the water, do let me know.

Missed the last free cross stitch design? Free feminist cross stitch pattern.

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Sampler Snark! Smash the Patriarchy Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download

Smash the Patriarchy Feminist Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download 

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Smash the Patriarchy Cross Stitch Sampler Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week was another sort of mixed bag. I have to be honest here and say that the Bag O' Mix is probably going to be par for the course for the next little while as I battle a bizarre and chronic health problem and juggle a ceramics start up business. So there will likely be four new cross stitch patterns per week on no particular subject because I have decided that planning ahead is stupid and futile. Hooray! 

So I guess I have always thought it was something I didn't have to say: I'm a feminist. My partner is also a feminist and it wasn't really until we met that he kind of got that he had male privilege. He just didn't think sexism really existed because he never experienced it. Until someone he cared about had to deal with that shit. 

So we smash that shit together now and it is pretty awesome.

Today's free cross stitch pattern is a smash the patriarchy cross stitch pattern because we all need to smash that shit. I have been wanting to do a feminist cross stitch pattern for a while now. I am not hugely vocal about my politics but I do like bad poetry and everyone knows it.

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	Cat Hanging Planter Pot now in the shop. Cute cat plant pot with face for plant lovers Christmas.

August Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern

If you like the free cross stitch patterns you find here and enjoy stitching them, perhaps you would consider supporting me on Patreon. Patreon is a subscription service where fans can help their favourite online artists keep creating great content (like free cross stitch patterns).

If you don't want to become a subscriber you can purchase this pattern for a one off payment of $5

For just $2 per month you get THREE exclusive cross stitch patterns available only to Patreon subscribers.

The first August exclusive is this stained glass inspired bee hamsa hand cross stitch pattern. It comes as a downloadable PDF. Just click the link to subscribe and download the whole back catalogue of great exclusive cross stitch patterns.

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Cross Stitch Graffiti Alphabet.

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July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Choose Joy Cross Stitch Pattern.

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July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Moon Goddess Cross Stitch Pattern.

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Missed the last free cross stitch design? Free snarky craft beer cross stitch pattern.

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Sampler Snark! Funny Free Craft Beer Cross Stitch Pattern

Snarky Craft Beer Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download 

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Snarky Cross Stitch Sampler Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week was another sort of mixed bag. I have to be honest here and say that the Bag O' Mix is probably going to be par for the course for the next little while as I battle a bizarre and chronic health problem and juggle a ceramics start up business. So there will likely be four new cross stitch patterns per week on no particular subject because I have decided that planning ahead is stupid and futile. Hooray! 

I have already had a full week on the subject of Beer on this website because I love beer. Craft beer is a passion I discovered when I moved to the UK which had a thriving micro-brew culture long before anywhere else in the global economy. 

Many people ask me "why craft beer?" Well it's that or craft weed or craft meth or craft cocaine. I am thinking that craft beer is most legal and least lethal of all those options. I am hoping, however, that with the UK economy is melt down and the national debt at a ridiculous level, my moronic government will at last legalise marijuana to create jobs and generate tax revenue. 

Maybe you have a craft beer geek in your life who would appreciate this craft beer cross stitch pattern.

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August Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern

If you like the free cross stitch patterns you find here and enjoy stitching them, perhaps you would consider supporting me on Patreon. Patreon is a subscription service where fans can help their favourite online artists keep creating great content (like free cross stitch patterns).

If you don't want to become a subscriber you can purchase this pattern for a one off payment of $5

For just $2 per month you get THREE exclusive cross stitch patterns available only to Patreon subscribers.

The first August exclusive is this stained glass inspired bee hamsa hand cross stitch pattern. It comes as a downloadable PDF. Just click the link to subscribe and download the whole back catalogue of great exclusive cross stitch patterns.

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Cross Stitch Graffiti Alphabet.

If you don't want to become a subscriber you can purchase this pattern for a one off payment of $5

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Choose Joy Cross Stitch Pattern.

If you don't want to become a subscriber you can purchase this pattern for a one off payment of $5

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Moon Goddess Cross Stitch Pattern.

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Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week it was all the end of the world. This week it is a bit of a mixed bag. The rather bleak and nihilistic view from last week's theme got me thinking about all those things that are likely to survive the apocalypse so we have a couple of free cross stitch patterns on those. And then I have a huge list of sort of snarky wordy samplers that I am gradually working my way through.

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Snarky Cross Stitch Sampler Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week we spent a little bit of time pondering the end of the world. Which left me in a bit of  a nihilist existential funk. Things needed to be said for sure but I am not sure where one goes from the end of the world.

We had a couple patterns this week featuring apocalypse survivors but I have decided to change tack and do a couple of samplers that have been on my list for a while. 

Today's free cross stitch sampler pattern is one that is pretty close to my heart and also my crushing anxiety and depression and as yet undiagnosed debilitating vertigo. Yay! I spend A LOT of time in denial. You wouldn't think that this is healthy but all things considered I find it A LOT easier to get up in the morning when I tell myself that NOTHING is wrong and I feel fine. You would be surprised at how often this becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. 

I mean I still feel terrible but shit gets done and none of this is going to kill me after all. Kind of like the whole fake it til you make it. This isn't fine. None of this is fine. But it isn't going to kill me so there are two choices: stay in bed and do nothing or get on with life. 

I admit that the latter is exhausting but much more enjoyable than any of the alternatives.

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	Woodland character incense burner stand. Glazed stoneware studio pottery gift. £15.00 included UK shipping.

August Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern

If you like the free cross stitch patterns you find here and enjoy stitching them, perhaps you would consider supporting me on Patreon. Patreon is a subscription service where fans can help their favourite online artists keep creating great content (like free cross stitch patterns).

If you don't want to become a subscriber you can purchase this pattern for a one off payment of $5

For just $2 per month you get THREE exclusive cross stitch patterns available only to Patreon subscribers.

The first August exclusive is this stained glass inspired bee hamsa hand cross stitch pattern. It comes as a downloadable PDF. Just click the link to subscribe and download the whole back catalogue of great exclusive cross stitch patterns.

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Cross Stitch Graffiti Alphabet.

If you don't want to become a subscriber you can purchase this pattern for a one off payment of $5

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Choose Joy Cross Stitch Pattern.

If you don't want to become a subscriber you can purchase this pattern for a one off payment of $5

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Moon Goddess Cross Stitch Pattern.

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Missed the last free cross stitch design? Free snarky sampler cross stitch pattern.

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Sampler Snark! Free Passive Aggressive Cross Stitch Pattern

Snarky Passive Aggressive Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download 

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Snarky Cross Stitch Sampler Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week we spent a little bit of time pondering the end of the world. Which left me in a bit of  a nihilist existential funk. Things needed to be said for sure but I am not sure where one goes from the end of the world.

We had a couple patterns this week featuring apocalypse survivors but I have decided to change tack and do a couple of samplers that have been on my list for a while. 

Today's free cross stitch sampler pattern would probably be a good one to hang up in your office (home based or otherwise). 

For some reason I often get asked whether or not my mother told me that if I couldn't say anything nice I shouldn't say anything at all. Coulda, shoulda, woulda...

My mother never told me any such thing and I doubt that anyone else's mother ever told them either. So the origin of the expression certainly is a mystery. 

I do try to say nice things but people do make it very difficult. If I followed the advice of never saying anything if I couldn't say something nice it would be akin to taking a vow of silence. Also my mother told me to always tell the truth. Being nice and telling the truth are often at direct odds with each other.

To tell the truth here, I would probably go for sarcasm or irony before passive aggressive (it's way more effort than plain old sarkiness) but I liked how this scanned better. 

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In the shop! Only 2 left!
	Woodland character incense burner stand. Glazed stoneware studio pottery gift. £15.00 included UK shipping.

August Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern

If you like the free cross stitch patterns you find here and enjoy stitching them, perhaps you would consider supporting me on Patreon. Patreon is a subscription service where fans can help their favourite online artists keep creating great content (like free cross stitch patterns).

If you don't want to become a subscriber you can purchase this pattern for a one off payment of $5

For just $2 per month you get THREE exclusive cross stitch patterns available only to Patreon subscribers.

The first August exclusive is this stained glass inspired bee hamsa hand cross stitch pattern. It comes as a downloadable PDF. Just click the link to subscribe and download the whole back catalogue of great exclusive cross stitch patterns.

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Cross Stitch Graffiti Alphabet.

If you don't want to become a subscriber you can purchase this pattern for a one off payment of $5

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Choose Joy Cross Stitch Pattern.

If you don't want to become a subscriber you can purchase this pattern for a one off payment of $5

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Moon Goddess Cross Stitch Pattern.

If you don't want to become a subscriber you can purchase this pattern for a one off payment of $5

Missed the last free cross stitch design? Free Twinkie cross stitch pattern.

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