I'm a Survivor! Free Twinkie Cross Stitch Pattern to Download

Twinkie Cross Stitch Pattern Free to Download 

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Twinkie Cross Stitch Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week we spent a little bit of time pondering the end of the world. Which left me in a bit of  a nihilist existential funk. Things needed to be said for sure but I am not sure where one goes from the end of the world.

But that got me thinking... there is always something that seems to survive the apocalypse: ants, cockroaches, single use plastic. 

Today we have one of those very items: the humble twinkie. Denizen of time capsules and nuclear bunkers, the twinkie is famous for its apparent immortality and flying in the face of all the laws of physics and God. Is it a pastry? Is it a cake? Is it, in fact, single use plastic disguised as dessert? We may never know because it will out live us all and take its secrets, palm oil, and high fructose corn syrup into infinity. 

It even survived corporate melt down when Hostess went bust. For a while there the twinkie disappeared from grocery store shelves but not from preppers' bug out bags or our intestinal tracts. It returned from the apparent dead. A cake-y zombie relic made of nostalgia and and poor life choices.

God speed you strange and spongy little snack beast. Into eternity may you speak on behalf of all human kind at the end of the universe. 

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Water Bear Tardigrade Cross Stitch Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week we spent a little bit of time pondering the end of the world. Which left me in a bit of  a nihilist existential funk. Things needed to be said for sure but I am not sure where one goes from the end of the world.

But that got be thinking... there is always something that seems to survive the apocalypse: ants, cockroaches, single use plastic. 

Today we have one of those very creatures: the amazing tardigrade (or water bear as they are sometimes called). It could be debated as to whether or not they can "survive" the end of the world. They seem to be able to die (and therefore do not survive) but then just come back to life and go on living forever. In space. Plus they look like tiny eight legged bears. 

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August Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern

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For just $2 per month you get THREE exclusive cross stitch patterns available only to Patreon subscribers.

The first August exclusive is this stained glass inspired bee hamsa hand cross stitch pattern. It comes as a downloadable PDF. Just click the link to subscribe and download the whole back catalogue of great exclusive cross stitch patterns.

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Cross Stitch Graffiti Alphabet.

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July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Choose Joy Cross Stitch Pattern.

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End of the World As We Know It Cross Stitch Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week it was all about self care and wellness. This week it is time to stop living in denial and face the huge garbage fire end of the world fucking apocalypse that is the year of our lord 2020.

So there is lots of fun stuff. Hopefully there is something for everyone whether your taste runs to zombies, plague, survival tips, or eschatology in general.

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End of the World As We Know It Cross Stitch Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week it was all about self care and wellness. This week it is time to stop living in denial and face the huge garbage fire end of the world fucking apocalypse that is the year of our lord 2020.

So there is lots of fun stuff planned. Hopefully there is something for everyone whether your taste runs to zombies, plague, survival tips, or eschatology in general.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that all end of the world situations start out with someone ignoring a scientist. Plagues, asteroids, climate disaster, nuclear melt downs, AI singularities are just a few things about which very smart people who know more than you do shake their heads and wag their fingers. Even the relatively tame economic and health care Armageddon that is covid19 started out with governments (and their people) just not fucking listening. 

If that isn't a compelling argument for an academic elitist dystopia I really don't know what is. I'd rather be science-ed to death than moron-ed to death. But the latter seems to be what is going on right now.

Today's free cross stitch pattern is for one for scientists and science fans and is very probably going to offend some people who think that science is just some other sort of religion we can chose not to believe in. Masks prevent the spread of a virus that could kill me and my grandma? Bah! I choose not to believe in your "science" and substitute my own equally valid reality that requires no evidence! I shall not wear the accursed PPE and mingle with as many other humans as possible! 

I dunno... last time I checked inertia wasn't optional. It is a pretty fucking pressing problem when you aren't wearing your seat belt.

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August Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern

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The first August exclusive is this stained glass inspired bee hamsa hand cross stitch pattern. It comes as a downloadable PDF. Just click the link to subscribe and download the whole back catalogue of great exclusive cross stitch patterns.

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Cross Stitch Graffiti Alphabet.

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Advice for the End of the World Cross Stitch Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week it was all about self care and wellness. This week it is time to stop living in denial and face the huge garbage fire end of the world fucking apocalypse that is the year of our lord 2020.

So there is lots of fun stuff planned. Hopefully there is something for everyone whether your taste runs to zombies, plague, survival tips, or eschatology in general.

Today's free cross stitch pattern is for one for fans of the climate change apocalypse that, let's face it, is at the very least nigh if not already upon us. It is so fucking hot right now. And it is getting hotter. There are places on the face of the earth right now where going outside would kill a human because of the high temperature.  

This kawaii sunshine cross stitch would also suit those of us who fancy a little bit of massive solar flare destruction or death of the sun end of the world situations. I mean it all involves the sun and weather and we are all fucked so a great little multi-purpose cross stitch pattern if you ask me. 

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August Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern

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The first August exclusive is this stained glass inspired bee hamsa hand cross stitch pattern. It comes as a downloadable PDF. Just click the link to subscribe and download the whole back catalogue of great exclusive cross stitch patterns.

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Cross Stitch Graffiti Alphabet.

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July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Choose Joy Cross Stitch Pattern.

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Advice for the End of the World Cross Stitch Pattern

Hello happy friends!  How are you today? Last week it was all about self care and wellness. This week it is time to stop living in denial and face the huge garbage fire end of the world fucking apocalypse that is the year of our lord 2020.

So there is lots of fun stuff planned. Hopefully there is something for everyone whether your taste runs to zombies, plague, survival tips, or eschatology in general.

Today's free cross stitch pattern is for all y'all who are fond of dystopias. Be they patriarchal, matriarchal, environmental disaster, nuclear holocaust, or asteroid induced 100 year ash cloud. The world hasn't exactly ended, it is just the world as you know it is kind of fucked. And so are you. So it is time to get practical and pragmatic and take action. 

So some background for this one. I am kind of a word whore. I collect funny things people say. Mostly people from my life but also the odd thing on TV or the movies will still tickle me. I write these things down on trello or post its or my hand but seldom give them any context. This quote about goats and cinnamon has been on my list for while but I am not entirely sure where it comes from. 

I like it because I like goats and cinnamon. For the travelling at night one might have to adjust depending on what sort of apocalypse one finds oneself in. Like for the vampire apocalypse this would be no good. And you might want to hoard garlic in that case. Goats would still be cool.

The point is, there are all sorts of things you can use to wipe your ass, but there really is no substitute for 9mm hollow points when a wall of zombies is standing between you and the last bottle of tequila in Dodge city. Keep your list short and to the point and tailored to your particular end of the world situation.

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August Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern

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For just $2 per month you get THREE exclusive cross stitch patterns available only to Patreon subscribers.

The first August exclusive is this stained glass inspired bee hamsa hand cross stitch pattern. It comes as a downloadable PDF. Just click the link to subscribe and download the whole back catalogue of great exclusive cross stitch patterns.

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Cross Stitch Graffiti Alphabet.

If you don't want to become a subscriber you can purchase this pattern for a one off payment of $5

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Choose Joy Cross Stitch Pattern.

If you don't want to become a subscriber you can purchase this pattern for a one off payment of $5

July Patreon Exclusive Cross Stitch Pattern. Moon Goddess Cross Stitch Pattern.

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